History of Hangover Cures: Bizarre Solutions to a Universal Problem
People have been getting sloshed, pissed, wasted, hammered, and bumpsy (as they would say in 1611) ever since an unknown genius discovered fermentation in ancient times.
And with these millennia of drunken nights inevitably came millions of seriously brutal mornings. With that in mind, here are some of the craziest ways history’s drinkers have dealt with hangovers.
1. Ancient Assyria
When the ancient Assyrians partied a little too hard, they would whip up a breakfast of crushed bird beaks and myrrh.
2. Ancient China
The ancient Chinese were definitely no dummies.
In addition to inventing paper, gunpowder, clocks, and noodles, the Chinese were the first to start brewing tea in 2,700 BC.
With natural antioxidants, nutrients and revitalizing caffeine, it's one of the only original hangover remedies that actually make sense — which is perhaps why these men photographed in 1908 were carrying so much of it.
3. The knights of the Elizabethan age knew how to have a good time. And after one too many goblets of wine and ale, they would eat wine-soaked eels to ease their headaches.
Fresh out of eels? Green frogs were considered an acceptable substitute.
4. 19th Century Italy
The Italians reasoned that something as overwhelmingly debilitating as a hangover must require an equally complex cure.
That's why inventor Bernardino Branca concocted Fernet in 1845. A mixture including rhubarb, aloe, peppermint, wine, a dash of opiates, a sprinkle of myrrh and a lot more alcohol, the product is still popular today (minus the opiates).
5. The 19th Century American West
After ｄropping some serious cash at the saloon, cowboys in the 1800s would use a concoction called a "prairie oyster" to get back in the saddle.
A combination of Tabasco, Worcestershire, vinegar, and a raw egg, this remedy was popular despite how disgusting it sounds.
6. Native American Tradition
It's common advice to "sweat out the toxins" after a night out on the town. Native Americans, who were strong believers in the benefits of a good sweat sesh, were all for that.
But on hangover days, they took the use of perspiration one step further. After a workout or a visit to a sweat lodge, they would lick their own sweat, swish it around in their mouth and then spit it out to officially get the lingering alcohol out of their system.
7. Early 20th Century New York
Originally, Coca-Cola was an effective hangover cure because, well, its key ingredient was cocaine.
But once that addicting quality was removed, bartenders at New York’s Ritz-Carlton Hotel thought the soda needed an extra boost for high society guests who needed help starting their Sunday.
Beginning in 1938, the daring mixologists would combine a glass of milk with a cold bottle of Coke – telling guests that if they drank the mixture and took a little nap, they’d wake up feeling as good as new.
8. Mid-20th Century England
A really bad hangover can be enough to bring even the strongest of us to tears. That's a good thing, according to British author Kinglsey Amis.
In his 1972 book, “On Drink,” the self-proclaimed alcoholic wrote that “a good cry” could work to dispel the “ineffable compound of depression, sadness, anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future” often experienced in the aftermath of too much booze.
9. Modern-Day Puerto Rico
Before a night out, Puerto Ricans have been known to slice up some lemons and limes. But not for the reason you think.
Instead of squirting them into their beverages, they rub the citrus under their “drinking arms” to prevent the dehydration that may make them a bit delicate the next day.
10. Today
You can find all kinds of purported solutions on the Internet, with experts suggesting everything from Gatorade, to specialty hangover prevention formulas.
But if we’re being honest, maybe it’s best that there’s no true miraculous cure.
Maybe we need those punishing mornings as penance for purposefully trashing our organs the night before.
After all, hangover or not, history suggests humans will party on.
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VOCABULARY WORDS:
1. sloshed / pissed / wasted / hammered / bumpsy (1611) (adj.- informal) – drunk
2. fermentation (n.) – the process of fermentation involved in the making of beer, wine, and liquor, in which sugars are converted to ethyl alcohol.
3. millennia (n. / plural form of millennium) - a period of a thousand years, especially when calculated from the traditional date of the birth of Christ.
4. inevitably (adv. ) - as is certain to happen unavoidably
5. opiates (n. / plural form of opiate) - a drug with morphine-like effects, derived from opium.
6. whip up (verb phrase – informal) - informal to prepare something to eat very quickly
7. myrrh (n. ) - a fragrant gum resin obtained from certain trees and used, especially in the Near East, in perfumery, medicines, and incense.
8. concoction (n.) - a mixture of various ingredients or elements.
9. prairie oyster (n.) - a drink made with a raw egg and seasoning, drunk as a cure for a hangover.
10. sesh (n.) - is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word which means "Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)"
11. mixologist (n. - informal) - a person who is skilled at mixing cocktails and other drinks.
12. ineffable (adj.) - too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words
indescribable, inexpressible
13. aftermath (n.) - the consequences or aftereffects of a significant unpleasant event.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION:
1. When was the last time you had a really bad hangover? Describe how you felt then. If you don’t drink, have you seen anyone suffering from one? How did he/she look?
2. What hangover cures in your ｃountry have you tried? What are the most effective ones? If you don’t drink, do you know of any hangover cures in Korea? What are they?
3. Aside from not drinking at all, have you ever heard of something that might prevent one from having to experience a hangover?
4. According to your old wives’ tales, what is the most effective hangover cure in your ｃountry?
